If anyone gives a damn about light to the flies you may be shocked and appaled to know, (lol) that am "erasing" them to make way for m new story "Eraser" (Ironic, no?).
Light to the flies was an awful story and although there was and end and the next chapter i was going to publish would be the one where things are explained and blah blah blah, it needed more planning basically...Which is erasers srtrong point,whereas light to the flies relied of descriptive writing upon a confusing plot, this one is easier to follow but with twists and can be layered with description as plus, basically the story can hold its own without relying on hard work on my part lol
Well, I look forward to publishing Eraser upon Deviant Tart, if anyone would like to comment id be shocked,but delightfully shocked*grins*

Throughout my time on deviant art I've been publishing abstract art with no recognizable form(even though a lot of then are taken from photographs) So hopefully I will start using these method to make things that people will recognize , although it will not be easy.

I'm also sometime going to finish my stories and delete them all and then release them as one big story to save room.

...and Nostradamus was reincarnated as that damn etch a sketch!

Ya-see, Theres this little boy named Andy who owns these toys such as Mr.Potato Head, Rex,etch a sketch and his favorite toy Woody, a cowboy. But, the whole thing is when Andy closes the door the toys come to life, and when he goes back in his room they go back to normal.Personally i think this is very bitchy indeed,Kinda like the way wally disappears every time i open the damn book!(That DAMN STRIPY LIL BASTARD,I MEAN, IN ONE THING, YOU HAD TO FIND THE WALLY WITH THE MISSING LEFT SHOE, AND SOME OF THE WALLYS YOU CANT SEE THERE LEFT FOOT,AHRGHHHH!)I mean, The story would be better if Andy Interacted with his toys and formed a bond which would lead to therapy and then to anal shock-therapy... Buuuut, I guess He would see his toys placed differently from when hes left, assume ninjas as the culprits don a mask and become a anti-ninja superhero, which would lead to therapy and eventual anal shock-therapy...so either way, hes doomed! Any who, throughout the whole story that annoying song "you've got a friend In me" echoes throughout the halls of space and time and all you can hear is that, and the only sound you can make is that! And the only thing to read is my failed magazine- Totally Narwhal!
And then one day Buzz(A Delusional middle aged man In a space suit who believes he is a space ranger hellbent on destroying the evil Emporer Zurg, who only exists in his drug addled fantasy from sniffing glue from model planes set in the second movie,only to reveal his greatest enemy is his father, which reveals our relationship with his father is the answer to his many many problems) comes a long, and mixes it all up, cos, there this love triangle thing going on between Buzz,Woody and Andy. Ya see. Woody loves Andy to the point of stalking But Andy loves buzz more, cos Woody is a skinny cowboy with a perverted name, and Buzz is a musclebound spaceman, I know i would... The whole thing is like that old dulux advert, you know-Pink Candy Loves forest lake,but, Forest lake loves coco blush, but she heard hes not very good in the bedroom and has gone off with Brooklyn Nights WHO IS FABULOUS in the bedroom ahhh... memories.And he gets his whole bedroom redone to honor Buzz Lightyear (who wanted a perverted "Woody" bedroom anyway).Now, this is where Woody starts to crack and becomes a very jealous bitch indeed, up until the point where On Andy's birthday, Andy has to decide which toy to take to Pizza Planet(The boys most favorite restaurant ever). Woody tries to smother buzz behind Andy's dresser but ends up pushing him out the window. The other toys try to kill him out of vengeance but he is rescued by Andy, who unable to find Buzz, two-times and goes with Woody instead saving his sad wooden life. Buzz in the gutter drinking to relieve his pain, staggers over to pizza planet bursts in creating a scene, Andy, being the chickenshit he is, runs out leaving him and woody to a fist fight,but both realize their beloved Andy is gone, rush after, but Buzz, still heavily intoxicated starts messing with a crane, and they miss him, Attempting to get home, they try and hitch a ride on a Pizza Planet Truck(Pizza Planet trucks feature in every Disney Film, even in the Lion King as a Star Consolation, and even in the Madonna video like a prayer where she makes love to Jesus, she is entered by a Pizza planet truck very quickly, too quick for anyone but Jesus)They end up at Sid's (their psychotic next-neighbors house) He is a Toy Sadist, who whips and brutalizes them for his own twisted pleasure and entertainment. They come across his experiments, escape, only for Buzz to find himself advertised on T.V leading him to believe he is not a space ranger, but a fat, balding,middle-aged,dwarf in a tight space suit,This is all too much for him, in the midst of this, he attempts suicide by jumping down a flight of stairs only to break his arm. Yet, Buzz, shamed like this,adopts a phase of being a transvestite, until, woody woos him back to him with his cowboy charms, they disown Andy and become lovers themselves, which makes no sense biologically whatsoever,but what the hey!